Secret Santa to someone you hate?

Secret Santa to someone you hate?
My boyfriend and I work at the same place. Well, I was really sick so he went to get me some food where we work. The girl working asked him why he wasnt at college because it was the big OSU michigan game. And he said he would rather be here with me to watch the game. She told him she didnt know why he was with me anyways. he could do so much better than me because i was fat and ugly. Now, she has had this big crush on him since he started working here. And she meant her as being the better. Not only this, I thought we were cool but then she started running her mouth and almost made me loose my job. then she started running her mouth to me personally and when I was defedning myself i got put on a 1 week suspension but she didnt have anything done to her. Anyways, for secret Santa i picked her name. I want a gift that doesnt seem mean, but is. Like one of those gifts that they can do absolutely nothing with. I thought about a gift card to like mcdonalds because she is probably 5 foot and almost 300 pounds...but then i figured she would like that. am i just being selfish? my boss thinks its funny i got her name even though he knows all the problems I have had with her. Please help!! p.s. i tried switching with my boyfriend- who has one of my friends. but my boss said absolutely not. so thats not an option.


Answers:

timetochangemyname:  A single movie ticket.
2008-12-17 18:58:44
starfire978:  A gift card to a place you know she can't stand or to a place that is seriously about to go out of business so it won't be usable for all that much! Or get nasty and if you can figure out what kind of scents she likes/dislikes go the other extreme and get something absolutely nasty, dollar store generic stuff. Just keep in mind that if it gets out at all (especially since your boss knows) it can easily back fire on you and it doesn't sound like you're in the good graces right now with the boss.
2008-12-17 19:00:03
p.&.s. lovee96:  get her a gym membership for a month and write something witty on it. insinuating shes a fat piece of shit. or do a food place and write like "enjoy i know you will ;)"
2008-12-17 19:00:55
Alessa A:  I thought about a gift card to like mcdonalds because she is probably 5 foot and almost 300 pounds...but then i figured she would like that. lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao you are HILARIOUS .
2008-12-17 19:02:01
guitarchick08@att.net:  Wake up, it's Christmas, the season of good cheer. Suck it up and be mature about the situation, rather than spending all your time wondering how to discretely make someone's Christmas just a little sucky. I'm not saying you should make friends with her or anything; she doesn't sound like a very nice person. All I'm saying is that you shouldn't stoop down to her level and be mean as well. Doesn't get you anywhere.
2008-12-17 19:08:46
PAULO:  I think you should get even with her by being nice and getting her some really great Secret Santa gifts - sometimes being polite and kind to your enemies is the best reward because it makes them feel even worse for how they have treated you!
2008-12-17 19:16:41
byrdie:  How about a nice gift basket of soaps and bath gel? LOL, looks nice but can insuate that she needs to wash!
2008-12-17 19:17:22
Miss 6:  Give her coal.
2008-12-17 19:31:31
Monty:  Get her something nice. You will feel better about yourself, if you do.
2008-12-17 19:37:54